a guy took his little boy with him on a visit to a farm. they were walking around and came upon two pigs that were mating.
the little kid asked what they were doing
the dad said "well the one on top of the other one is really tired and the one on bottom is being helpful and letting him rest on her. do you understand son?"
the little kid nodded and looked up at his dad and said, "yea i understand...you try to help somebody and end up getting screwed!"
