I would pay an extra dollar for a whopper if the lettuce was ACTUALLY green like the pictures...not O.D. green like reality. I guess they could tell people that the burgers are "tactical" because of the O.D. lettuce....a soldier can eat it in the jungle and still not get spotted...hmmmmm...I may be onto something here...
Razorbacks' Camo Burger
Have your Whopper on a chopper
Have your Big Mac during an attack
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese,
pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun while pulling "air guard" in the back of a duece and a half while driving across "phase line delta" and "calling for fire" on an enemy position, that has enemy in the open, and tell them you want 1 H.E. (high explosive) round at Whisky Juliet 43598, 65745 then fire for effect.
ok, the tune would need a little work but it could be good!!!...I need sleep.