[stickman]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Alabama
Not a Roll Tide was heard, not even rama jama
The houndstooth was thrown by the pictures of Bear
In hopes that next season, he would reappear

See, the Aubies were nestled all snug in their bed
As visions of Ole Caddy danced in their heads
Campbell takes the snap, Ronnie's wide open on the wheel
And every UT pass, Junior did steal

And up in the sky, the eagle beautifully soared
While throughout Jordan-Hare, the student section roared
Away at ole Neyland, it was over in a flash
While at Bryant-Denny, we took out the trash

ESPN Gameday said the mighty Dawgs would be our big test
As they hunkered down, and proclaimed "We're the best"
But then Williams faked sweep right and hit a wide open Mix
While Carlos Rogers sealed the deal, Auburn 24 Georgia 6

Amen Corner ended when we visited the Tide
And Bama wanted no more than to get off the snide
But Al Borges made the perfect call, a 51-yard bomb
Then Mike Shula embarrassed everyone, even his Mom:

We could have scored more but we took a knee
Since we are the class of the S E C.
And off to Atlanta we left with a stroll
While Bama just prayed to get in a bowl

Finally, the Dome, where all want to play
And could you believe what the Vols had to say
"The better team lost, we want them again"
How soon they forgot, 34 to just 10.

So we played them twice and they fought hard no doubt
Though right before half, it looked like a rout
But the Volunteers clawed and scratched, we must give them that
Though the end result had not changed and their coach was still fat

SEC Champions, 12-0, the best in the nation
The talk of the town from station to station
And why does this trip to New Orleans taste so sweet?
Cause we know these hard fighting soldiers will never be beat.....

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!