[LPL]

Another week another poker night. So if ya play'n poker post otherwise don't. This week will feature Tiger woods golf for ps2 and San adreas ! The gamecube will be back, with nude skinny dipping optional. We will be fishing as always and since it is my B-day on weds presents will be nice ! JoJo the male entertainer will not be able to make it due to a freak broomstick accident. On a serious note, We will have 1,2,3 place winners this week. Unless the FINAL 3 agree to do different. All 3 players must agree ! Jeff tells me that there will be potted meat to snack on, but we all know jeff he like to talk big. Dave if you are wearing your blue dress this week let me know and you can borrow my pumps to go with it. Instead of telling his real name Ranger's friend will be here by known as "Peter Eater".
If there are any question concerning poker night please PM rammajamma. I will be bringing my pie addicted friend from mobile for the next couple of weeks. He has been pie free for 2 months now, but the pudgy bastard will still steal food of your plate so watch him ! The turtles jeff an I killed will be served for dinner, so in other words no turtle this week. The kiddie table will be known as the loser table. My left leg itches. So for all other question please contact the following people.
George Bush
John Kerry
Martha Stewart
And Homeless Harry (You the best friend there ever was).
So I will see you all weds ! And I love each and everyone of yall. No I mean it, I am in love with you, I know you felt that moment we had over cheese dip last week. Do no try to deny my love, the way you looked at me. Oh, by the way my cat is about to have kittens so if anyone needs a cat please pm me or dave will have to pay kittie-support. So good night everybody, I am so coked up on fried rice right now I am talking jibber gabber.

Your Friend and Purplemonkeydishwasher LPL.