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Alabama Wedding
SIGNS YOU'RE AT A WEDDING IN ALABAMA
* The rehearsal dinner is held at Hooters.
* Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of the groom?", ushers ask
"Ford or Chevy?"
* Bridesmaids wear pink tube tops and the groomsmen wear Travis Tritt
t-shirts.
* Phrase "I Do" is replaced by "I Heard That!"
* Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" is replaced by "Rocky Top" and
performed by Boxcar Willie.
* When the minister asks, "Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married..." some
guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"
* Reception conversation includes the phrase, "Been to Dollywood lately,
Earl?"
* Snack trays and beverages at reception include vienna sausages
(smoked, of course), nacho cheese Doritos and grandma's own moonshine.
* Plans for the Honeymoon evening include tickets to the Monster Truck
Show.
* The sign in front of the church reads: No Shirt...No Shoes...No
Problem!
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