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Why women are the way they are.
God and Adam were walking through the garden of eden one day.God was looking around and was pretty proud of the way things turned out.He looked over at Adam who was looking a little sad.
"My son what is wrong?"God asked.
"Well father don't get me wrong the garden is beutiful and being alive is the greatest."
"But?" God asked.
"Well I was just looking around and the horse have mates,cows have mates,even lizards have mates and I'm all alone."
"I see well I'll tell you what I'll make you a mate that will mend your socks cook your meals and be at your beck and call 24/7."
"That sound great but, what will it cost?"
God replied "It will cost and arm and a leg."
Adam hung his head and said "What can I get for a rib?"
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