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Old 08-02-2004   #1 (permalink)
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Child Support (this is a joke ya'll)
Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......

I'm so glad that this is my last damn child support payment.

Month after month, year after year, those ...damn payments!

So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last damn check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you tell me the expression on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her.

I was so anxious to hear what the b*tch had to say and what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy..."
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