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Old 12-12-2004   #1 (permalink)
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Why do women close their eyes while making love?

Because they just can't stand to see a man having a good time.
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Old 12-13-2004   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2004   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2004   #4 (permalink)
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LMAO that was a good one janet. Dave that is just wrong. Gonna have nightmares now
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Old 12-14-2004   #5 (permalink)
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Dang Dave! That's one UGLY woman! Is that one of those sex changes gone wrong things?
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Old 12-14-2004   #6 (permalink)
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Perfect Couple
> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
> courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
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Old 12-14-2004   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2004   #8 (permalink)
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I think LPL dated her at one time.
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Old 12-14-2004   #9 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2004   #10 (permalink)
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That was pretty good!
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Old 12-14-2004   #11 (permalink)
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Did you hear about the 2 turtles who crashed into each other? Oh it was a terrible crash. When the police came to investigate they found a witness, a snail. They asked the snail what happened and he said "Dang I don't really know it all happened so fast................."
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