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Old 12-21-2004   #1 (permalink)
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Women who read...
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking "Isn't that obvious?").

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you!" says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment! For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," said the warden and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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LOL... good one
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You know women should not be able to:
1- Drive a car
2- Own land
3- Be able to vote

A women needs to think about only one thing
MAKING HER MAN HAPPY ?
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You know women should not be able to:
1- Drive a car
2- Own land
3- Be able to vote

A women needs to think about only one thing
MAKING HER MAN HAPPY ?
And in which way would you like me to end your life, LPL? Poison? Strangulation? Tying you to a railroad track?
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now wait a second, lets explore what I said.
If you cannot drive a car you can't leave a man, unless you walk
If you do not own land, you can only walk to another man's house
And if you could not vote you cannot put a women in power.
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Maybe you ought to spend time keeping your woman "sassified" so that she won't want another man!!

And women in power might not be a bad idea...(drumroll)...just look at what men have done with the place!

I honestly think that tying you to a railroad track could be an exciting fundraiser for D-live...think on it!
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I think the decay of our generation all falls on the women's shoulders.
Back in the 40's and 50's when a women new her place things were alot better. There was one bread winner in the family and that was the man. There was no confusion about who wore the pants and life was good, it started when the women join the work force that everything went to hell. No mom at home to raise the children or to cook dinner. So what do the children do, they start hanging out with other children with the same problem. Drugs get thrown around pre maritial sex, and BAM! Welcome to the year 2000. Kids do not mind their parents, Little johnny is in love with little billy and they run off to New England to get married. Divorce is just another thing to people and having a baby is no big deal!
All because women were bored with their perfect lives and wanted to get a job !
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I'm sorry, I give you permission to speak.
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I am so just kidding its not even funny !
I was just trying to get demopolite fire up
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Yeah, right...

Footnote 1: Most cultures began as matriarchal societies, in which women retained control over foreign and domestic issues. Only upon the institution of partriarchal primogeniturial into this framework did the subrogation and intellectual annihalation of women begin. The flowering of modern culture in both the west and east can be linked to a society's fullfillment of the need to balance the masculine and feminine aspects of the human experience.

Footnote 2: In agrarian societies, men and women have long worked together in order to feed their families. Only in rich households have women been seen as unfit for work...poor women have never NOT worked with men to provide sustenence.

Footnote 3: Women have been part of the modern industrial workforce since the advent of modern industrialism. Female textile and factory workers of the 1800s bore upon their backs the engines of industrialism; they have never NOT been a part of the industrial workplace.

Footnote 4: Kids have been not minding their parents for a long time. If they always obeyed their parents in the "good ole days" then why did God see fit to give the Israelite children a commandment to MAKE them do it?

Footnote 5: Regarding Johnny loving Billy, please see Footnote 4, as well as pertinent sections of the Old Testament, the New Testament, and Greek literature. I mean, there are questions about Alexander's sexuality and he ruled the known world.

Footnote 6: You should really consider this being tied to a train-track thing, LPL! How about downtown between Walnut Street and Strawberry Street. We could even get vendors, I'm sure.

PS - sorry it took me so long to reply. I had some "urgent work" to do (i.e. I was gossipping with my co-worker).
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Your turn LPL... This is Getting GOOD!! lol
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