I've found some days I prefer my dog to men - he doesn't talk back or tell me what to do, he's faithful and loyal and most of all, a little food, water and a nice pat on the head is all it takes to keep him happy.
Some people complain because God put thorns on the roses; others praise Him because He put roses among the thorns
I've found some days I prefer my dog to men - he doesn't talk back or tell me what to do, he's faithful and loyal and most of all, a little food, water and a nice pat on the head is all it takes to keep him happy.
Well, if things keep going this way, I will have to lower my standards. I will be forced to get a job at the dog pound. A mans best friend.
The trick is to not aplly to much peanut butter. Too much may cause severe biting. What ? I mean I never... Uh ? Ok this one time.. I mean nevermind...
The trick is to not aplly to much peanut butter. Too much may cause severe biting. What ? I mean I never... Uh ? Ok this one time.. I mean nevermind...
(LPL calls spot for dinner !)
I just don't know bout that boy sometimes. I think you need hug LPL!
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ok, we have strayed from the question at hand. Where can the Dman find someone to take short walks with, enjoy a cheap meal, have meanless conversation, .............someone that will bring their own pillow so that they do not droooooooole on mine. You know , the dog thing is perfect. Alright any single women I will move back to Demop or you can come see me
I can eat cornbread out of a coke bottle with these chicklets!
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lp could def use some theropy but hey, who else makes us laugh so hard just by being himself. lol. and dman depending on how old you are, i think i just might know a few single ladies. lol
Last edited by red; 06-08-2005 at 14:25 PM.
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my tears fall, my breath stills,
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