Just browsing though the arrests section of the paper and came across this:
Linden Police arrest Marva McKinley for resisting arrest.(No other charge listed)
Just how do you get here without being arrested for anything else?
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Just walk up to an officer and be like.....YOU AREN'T GONNA ARREST ME!!......when the officer starts looking confused, take off running like you stole something.....bound to get arrested some how!! Oddly enough back when I was younger and more ignorant a friend and I would be standing out side when a cop car would drive by....just for fun we look real suspicious, and if he looked at us we would take off running through his back yard. I always was curious as to what the cop was thinking!
This seems like the chicken before the egg syndrome. They are inventing new ways to arrest you in Linden just to look busy. I think the arresting officer was the cardboard cut-out that sits across from the Depot in the police car to "deter" speeders.
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