The mad scientists at Demopolis Live have been doing evil things within their laboratory.  Answering the age old question "what would their kids look like?", they been busy splicing DNA to see exactly that. 

Instead of offering this service to regular folks, we thought it would be more interesting to find some more interesting combinations.  Despite the picture you see on the front page (sadly, we had to put down CecilAlf before he/she murdered the town), our creations turned out pretty good.  Some may even go on to do great things, while others will be told about the rabbits while the shotgun gives them sweet release.

Without further ado, I present "DLive Mashups - Vol 1":

1.  George W Leagle   Our goal was to try and bring the best of these 2 icons together.  What we got was a moderator referring to Dave's photoshop skills as "Weapons of Mass Destruction".

2.  StatPizzle   Local eagle scout StatPat once owned "20 inch dubs" and wanted to be Snoop Dogg.  Happy to help!

3.  Jeff Morrison   The Doors lead singer spliced with DLive's Jeff.  People are strange INDEED.

4.  LPL and Jewels    They were joined in marriage.  THANK GOD the baby turnout better than this... 

5.  Brian Einstein    The evil genius of DLive combined with the man that defined the term genius.  When asked about the theory of relativity, he replied "E = MC Hammer".

6.  Dave Obama    Yes we can...

7.  Bea Ranger    Little known fact about DLive Mod Ranger--he's a Golden Girls fanatic. 

8.  Brian Nolte    Brian was drunk, Nick was drunk.  We didn't have to splice anything, they did it the (un)natural way...

9.  Cecil Sutton   Those close to each knew this was bound to happen...

10.  Hillary Stickman    In his/her acceptance speech, he/she stated "I'm going to reform health care, NUFF SAID!".  (Dave Obama still believes he can get the nomination).

11.  Stuart Gollum   We couldn't find a DNA sample of Gollum, so we just cloned Stuart Eatmon.

12.  Richard M Few    We're not sure why we spliced the thirty-seventh President of the United States and the Demopolis Fire Chief.  There's no denying the results.

Who knows, we may do this again... 

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